Never Again in Directors Chairs

My mother promises me that it wasn’t the chairs fault, that she’d been using directors chairs in that garden for years now, that she weighed double what I did and had never had any trouble with them.  It must have not been opened far enough or hadn’t locked into place, or maybe I had sat on the edge of the seat cover, that’s what she said.  I wont hear any of it.  Never, ever again will I use directors chairs.  My backside is bruised and my tailbone aches too much to consider the possibility.  I mean, I felt straight onto the concrete.  The nephews had all laughed and my white skirt was probably ruined.  I’d never forget it. Who would sit in one of those ever again?

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